There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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