Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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