I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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