haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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