Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
tell me about the fingering
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