So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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