Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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