let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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