Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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