You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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