I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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