What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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