It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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