I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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