Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You pole danced in your parka.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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