so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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