so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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