I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Randomize
