She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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