Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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