just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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