just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
our cab driver is having phone sex.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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