so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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