im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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