5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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