talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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