did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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