Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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