YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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