she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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