We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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