i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
MIDGETS
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I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Randomize
