Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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