every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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