Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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