His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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