I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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