Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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