My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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