dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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