I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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