No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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