But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
God, I missed his penis.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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