chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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