bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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