We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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