How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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