Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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