It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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