The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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