at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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