So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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