At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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