I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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