I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.