Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend